Unsure if this makes me look like a satanic paedophile

My room is always messy. The house - especially the kitchen and bathroom are always spotless and well organised, but my room is always a tip. I seem to accumulate multiple little piles of stuff all over the room. When I'm feeling particularly self-indulgent I like to isolate certain junk piles and pick through them, thinking about how endlessly fascinating and interesting I must be. Access to a camera and the internet only encourages this behaviour, like so:

Loose change, Baphomet, Hello Kitty queen liz Fabergé egg, a miniature green converse trainer, a green glittery UV taper (for stretching ears), a PSP, nail varnish remover, Matryoshka doll necklace, various ironed and folded clothes, the remains of two packages from Japan.